cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via pizza)

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

(Source: worldsenough, via robemmy)

We don’t talk anymore and you don’t seem to care.
-A 10-word story (via diagnosticate)

(Source: fkvn, via im-all-pain-and-no-gain)

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

(via gnarly)

I apologise to anyone that sees me today as I have about as much aliveness As a zombie. Had no fucking sleep :S I just shouldn’t think tbh :S
But seriously crying at 2am is not how I thought it would go. Go on Matthew you fucking dick twat shit head.
Like seriously every thought and every feeling that I have just so I know that I’m not going into a spiral.
I wish that people could see what goes on in my head.
ilaurens:

Splash - By: (Andrius Aleksandravičius)
Dean is the most pretentious thing ever !!!!!
I think I broke Harry Potter

waffleguppies:

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of…

tyleroakley:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo
that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt