The family's rainbow sheep...
I post occasional long form text posts. don't like it leave. my level of sentence structure is pretty poor, don't judge me.

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

notana:

my tumblr pet peeves:

  • automatic playing music
  • music that automatically starts
  • when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
  • that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
  • music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

clacl:

stop being pretty if you’re not me

SH